December 21: Never

1. I have never admitted my Droid smart phone is too smart for me.

2. I have never accidentally muted my conversations at least 5 times a day since receiving the phone.

3. I have never dropped at least 25 phone calls while talking to my dear friend Nikki.

4. I have never made the made the following comparison: Matt's technology skills are to a slick, 007, futuristic phone as my skills are to a 1960's rotary phone.

5. I have never been confronted by Matt twice in a five hour time period yesterday for obsessively checking my email every 2 minutes.

6. I have never videotaped my daughter singing while I was driving the car...or taken photos of a cool bridge. Don't see the photo above. I didn't take it.

7. I have never been so intrigued by the 'Barcode Scanner' application that I went around the house and scanned random items just to see what they cost.

8. In relation to #7, I have never discovered that a 12 pack of Ferrero Rondnoir chocolates cost $3.79 at Walgreens and $1.30 at Rock Bottom Deals. (Seriously, that's a good deal!)

9. I have never been tempted to download the 'Period and Ovulation Tracker' application, and I am not currently still considering it. That's gross, people.

10. I have never spent time drafting a mock resignation letter in my head to Matt and the Google/Verizon companies explaining that this phone is just.too.much.for.me.so.please.remove.it.from.my.hands.

11. You never read this post.